MARIAH. 22. MICHIGAN.

ASSOCIATE'S DEGREE IN GRAPHIC DESIGN. COSMETOLOGY STUDENT. I HAVE A PASSION FOR MAKEUP.

RAVENCLAW. WHOVIAN. I ALSO LIKE SUPERNATURAL AND GREY'S ANATOMY.

TALK TO ME!

franklycats:

Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”

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"1: all fungi are edible.
2: some fungi are only edible once"
Terry Pratchett  (via terfkin)

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invisiblecircus:

timelordblogging:

allofmylovetess:

dlubes:

clarknokent:

You know she regrets this lmao

watch the whole video. no way she does.

It’s your juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop!

WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO

spectacular 

invisiblecircus:

timelordblogging:

allofmylovetess:

dlubes:

clarknokent:

You know she regrets this lmao

watch the whole video. no way she does.

It’s your juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop!

WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO

spectacular 

(Source: shogunofyellow)


televisoin:

having only 2 friends in class and you have to pair up and they choose each other

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just-another-country-blog:

Played Cards Against Humanity with my little sister and some friends and she freaking played these. I laughed for a good two minutes then sighed because it’s true and she’s realized that at the age of 16.

just-another-country-blog:

Played Cards Against Humanity with my little sister and some friends and she freaking played these. I laughed for a good two minutes then sighed because it’s true and she’s realized that at the age of 16.

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homestuckorbust:

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER

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blackfashion:

theogblackjesus:

my son

#ballislife

blackfashion:

theogblackjesus:

my son

#ballislife

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richxsoul:

Most accurate tweet ever

richxsoul:

Most accurate tweet ever

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romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

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