Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”
2: some fungi are only edible once"
You know she regrets this lmao
It’s your juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop!
WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO
having only 2 friends in class and you have to pair up and they choose each other
Played Cards Against Humanity with my little sister and some friends and she freaking played these. I laughed for a good two minutes then sighed because it’s true and she’s realized that at the age of 16.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80
GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER
sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??